Kurt Hansen's Reviews
10 Seconds to Interracial Lesbo Love
I really don't actually try and watch these shit films so I can get all in the movie's face about having a lard-ass black woman and white chick going at it 10 seconds into the film. I just wanted a stupid, maybe rom-com type to watch with my wife on a Sunday morning.
Created: 11-10-2024
I love these films.
They're just so over the top in gore and silliness, who cannot love these films? Did I miss any woke? Maybe the blood splatter covered it up.
Created: 10-15-2024
Not sure. Thanks for the help.
So, yeah, I got it. I think I'm too old or just not interested in the film Wednesday and from IMDb, I see that almost all Jenna Ortega films aside from "The Babysitter: Killer Queen" and possibly "X" are movies I got no interest in. It does seem Jenna is kind of a man-hater, or, in the least, a feminist. And why did they mention Marie Curie? I forget. So, for that, I'm upping my wokeness and lowering the overall rating. The movie really did kind of suck.
My previous review:
Honestly, I didn't really follow the plot for this "reboot" of Beetlejuice. I'm sure it's not complicated. Maybe I just did not care. So, in hindsight, I really don't know if there's any elements of wokeness in the film. Can someone help me out and I'll update my review accordingly :) The overall rating stands. Not that good.
Created: 10-15-2024
Holy Moly. Can I get more than 1 minute into a film?
Before some teenage jackass guy explains he is a "lover of boys"? Seriously, I don't give a shit anymore if the film is good, bad or otherwise. I'm so tired of being gay shoved in my face! Maybe this film is excellent. Don't care. Propaganda. Just don't care. End of rant.
Created: 10-15-2024
I'll go with the bad-man storyline
Hey! I saw this film a while back. Just noticing other reviews on this film, I said, "self, that movie really did have shitty men in it". I think the husband was a rapist and child beater. I'm sure there were other evil doer men in Where the Crawdads Sing too.
And I do think that maybe 10 or 15 years ago, in isolation, this film might not be considered "woke" so much, but we all know the reason these men are cast as shit. We know it and you know it.
Created: 09-17-2024
Finally got around to watching this propaganda... not really
I have to say in any of my reviews that I'm all for hot young lesbians making out, but when it becomes propaganda, flyers dropped from an airplane that read: "Diversity!" and "Everyone You Know is a Transexual!", that's where I opt out.
So what if I didn't make it more than a half hour into this film? At least I finally got around to kind-of watching it. I don't think there was a man in sight for the first half hour. Just lesbians.
If anyone has made it through this film and would like me to change the overall rating, just review it here! I'm likely not going to change the wokeness, though.
Created: 09-17-2024
Absurd plot. No propaganda.
We really did not like the plot. How absurd the entire premise was. Having said that, it's refreshing not to be bashed over the head with gay lovers every now and then.
Created: 09-03-2024
Other reviews changed my mind
I can't in good faith give this a total-woke-propaganda vote, but after reading the other reviews, I can see that Mark is kind of a giant wimp, dullard and all round moron. Halle is super smart and she joined the secret society of genius level spies where Mark just hangs around being a dipshit.
At first, I kind of just watched this movie for the Mark / Halle combo, knowing it's going to be cheese. I wasn't looking out for any military-style propaganda to promote today's liberal agenda. I think that's how they get you. Like Homer Simpson: "nanananana Leader"!
Created: 08-28-2024
What in the absolute holy hell?
Does EVERYONE in EVERY movie, TV Series and all other media have to be gay? I said to my wife, "I'll give it a shot", even though I hardly ever try and watch this garbage due to the eventual, not-so-subtle, agenda. Turns out the main character is some kind of non-binary gay. I didn't stick around long enough the see if he's called "they" or "it" or "dipshit".
Created: 08-15-2024
Saw that lesbian affair from the beginning
Yeah. Well, it's kind of a slow burn and I think if you want to watch The Exorcist, just grab the original since this kind of follows the same plot. Unfortunately, his daughter gets kicked out of college for political protests likely regarding the banning of books or not letting men into the ladies' shower room. She has a black friend. They have an affair all while Russell Crowe's head twists around. Of course, they have a lesbian affair. Naturally. Holy hell. And we'd be tarred and feathered to say these two, hot young girls making out is sexy. That's not it, troglodyte. Inclusion! Acceptance!
Created: 08-12-2024
