Kurt Hansen's Reviews
I'll go with the bad-man storyline
Hey! I saw this film a while back. Just noticing other reviews on this film, I said, "self, that movie really did have shitty men in it". I think the husband was a rapist and child beater. I'm sure there were other evil doer men in Where the Crawdads Sing too.
And I do think that maybe 10 or 15 years ago, in isolation, this film might not be considered "woke" so much, but we all know the reason these men are cast as shit. We know it and you know it.
Created: 09-17-2024
Finally got around to watching this propaganda... not really
I have to say in any of my reviews that I'm all for hot young lesbians making out, but when it becomes propaganda, flyers dropped from an airplane that read: "Diversity!" and "Everyone You Know is a Transexual!", that's where I opt out.
So what if I didn't make it more than a half hour into this film? At least I finally got around to kind-of watching it. I don't think there was a man in sight for the first half hour. Just lesbians.
If anyone has made it through this film and would like me to change the overall rating, just review it here! I'm likely not going to change the wokeness, though.
Created: 09-17-2024
Absurd plot. No propaganda.
We really did not like the plot. How absurd the entire premise was. Having said that, it's refreshing not to be bashed over the head with gay lovers every now and then.
Created: 09-03-2024
Other reviews changed my mind
I can't in good faith give this a total-woke-propaganda vote, but after reading the other reviews, I can see that Mark is kind of a giant wimp, dullard and all round moron. Halle is super smart and she joined the secret society of genius level spies where Mark just hangs around being a dipshit.
At first, I kind of just watched this movie for the Mark / Halle combo, knowing it's going to be cheese. I wasn't looking out for any military-style propaganda to promote today's liberal agenda. I think that's how they get you. Like Homer Simpson: "nanananana Leader"!
Created: 08-28-2024
What in the absolute holy hell?
Does EVERYONE in EVERY movie, TV Series and all other media have to be gay? I said to my wife, "I'll give it a shot", even though I hardly ever try and watch this garbage due to the eventual, not-so-subtle, agenda. Turns out the main character is some kind of non-binary gay. I didn't stick around long enough the see if he's called "they" or "it" or "dipshit".
Created: 08-15-2024
Saw that lesbian affair from the beginning
Yeah. Well, it's kind of a slow burn and I think if you want to watch The Exorcist, just grab the original since this kind of follows the same plot. Unfortunately, his daughter gets kicked out of college for political protests likely regarding the banning of books or not letting men into the ladies' shower room. She has a black friend. They have an affair all while Russell Crowe's head twists around. Of course, they have a lesbian affair. Naturally. Holy hell. And we'd be tarred and feathered to say these two, hot young girls making out is sexy. That's not it, troglodyte. Inclusion! Acceptance!
Created: 08-12-2024
I'm going to bump this film a bit
Ok. I get it that Jessica Alba is quite petite compared to the badass dudes she allegedly kicks ass of. Girl Power! I don't know. Is Hollywood pandering to aspiring girl kid assassins? Or, to men that find Jessica super sexy and hot? Or both? The plot is absurd, but the action, albeit unbelievable, is fun. I bet Hollywood is looking to call out those troglodyte males who accidently say that Jessica Alba is one awesome looking woman, forgetting it's Girl Power.
Created: 07-11-2024
Cannibal Trolls and Lesbians Live Together in Harmony
How in the absolute hell can we inject lesbians into a movie about evil Cannibal Trolls? Why would you do that? I got about 20 minutes into the preachy, "Ok, Boomer" speeches about how they too can have kids and, "it was just a kiss" and I'm out of here. Did the movie get better? I'll never know.
Created: 06-26-2024
Hey! I forgot about this one.
I'm going to add a review here just because other reviewers have reminded me that there's some kind of lesbian daughter as the main character and her grandpa won't accept that. And then, I think, "why can't she be dating a terribly ugly man or a dude who stinks because he works on a fishing boat"? A creative movie as such couldn't get their shit together and come up with a better story? I'll give it a 4/5 for wokeness only because I can't remember most of the film. Lucky, I guess.
Created: 06-26-2024
Help Needed from Other Reviewers
Holy Hell. Thank you Michaels. Hard pass on the trans-binary gender identity progressive nonsense. Do people actually watch these movies intentionally? Or is it more like going to the university where they just kind of get you when you're young, crawl in your head and fester.
Let's see. This movie gets fairly good reviews but upon further investigation, I see it's rated PG-13, involves tween kids with the main storyline being that the one girl is a lesbian.
So, I ask if any one of the Woke 'R Not crowd can step up and watch this film for me and kindly report back? That'd be great. It gets good reviews, but I can't just leap into a "PG-13, kid-focused lesbian-driven plot" film from the deep end. Thanks.
Created: 06-17-2024
