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The only real woke is some DEI token and overrepresentation in background characters, at least in the first 30 minutes I managed to watch. There are some great actors here yet somehow the acting is all barely passible. I put the blame squarely on the director. The story is completely implausible stupidity. Now that would be fine if the comedy was a bit on the over the top side. But it's not, the entire thing is played straight and serious and there is nothing funny anywhere. It's just boring bland slow moving stupidity.

DEI black over representation. There is a small child that looks to be maybe 8 that is said he feels like a girl on the inside. This character later
goes full transformer and thinks he is a woman named tinkerbell. The lead male and the transformer kiss. This started out very promising at the beginning then just kind of fell apart. The acting is mostly decent and the FX are pretty good. This is part of the Twisted Childhood Universe (TCU) that is supposed to be dark versions of if the fairy tales were real. However non of the neverland aspects are real. It's just a standard serial killer slasher movie using the names from Peter Pan story. If you take out and change all the peter pan references it doesn't change the movie at all. This one is a disappointment in general made worse with all the woke nonsense.

Lost its spirit

Cage is fat and tired, Elba is off his pace (French? Seriously?), rest of the cast is mediocre, character parameters have radically changed, the camera work is jittery and chaotic, the colours are weird in a bad way, and everything feels cheap.

The excavator scene even feels cheap with money. Nouveau riche.

The movie trudges through the motions. Even Lambert fails to behead anybody. Head fails to guide anyone.
I was doing something else during the second half.

The bar is so low for marvel movies people starting to say this bs is woke free

2 male characters from the comics were gender swapped +1 race swap
Girl bosses everywhere you look
Butch haircut main girl
No justice done to sentry

SUPER WOKE

It’s starting to feel repetitive—so many movies follow the same formula. The white woman is portrayed as the brave, smart leader, often telling the white men what to do. Black men are shown risking their lives and being the most selfless or kind, while the white men are either villains or portrayed as weak. It’s becoming predictable. Besides all that the movie wasn’t bad I liked the Dino’s.

All Action, No Agenda

The movie we've been waiting for. Straightforward, action-packed film that proves Hollywood can still make entertainment without the cringe-worthy political messaging. This movie is a breath of fresh air because it avoids the wokeness and SJW nonsense that has plagued so many recent blockbusters.

The story focuses on a team of established anti-heroes, and it doesn't waste time on lectures or agendas. The characters, including the female members like Yelena and Ghost, are powerful for reasons that make sense within the story. Their strength comes directly from their superhuman abilities and brutal backstories, which is how it should be. There's no forced "girl power" moment; their capabilities are earned and justified by the narrative.

"Thunderbolts*" is a great movie that is absolutely worth watching. It delivers intense action, a compelling team of misfits, and a story that doesn't try to be anything more than awesome entertainment. It gives me hope that the studios have finally learned their lesson after losing money on all the woke crap. This is the kind of movie we need more of.

Classic Great Movie

This was a staple family movie watched many times. Great from beginning to end. Our family liked this version much better than the new live action version

It's Good, but has problems, as Stitch would say.

It's ok, but my family enjoyed the original better. They removed one of the best characters, switched Cobra Bubbles, and up-ended the story a bit. The scientist genius wasn't the bad guy before. They made Nani into a sort of girl boss marine biologist adept who wants to leave this world behind, and pursue a fancy career. The end was silly, after Nani saves Lilo, she goes back to save Stitch in hero fashion, leaving David to do nothing. Not to mention David was twice as dumb as the original, he was the one to save Stitch.

Yipie I ay

Cage is in great shape, Mendes is shapely, Elliott is under-used.

The movie is visually pleasant, but incredibly formulaic.

Good watch, but... Petite girl kicks butt on powerful beings

Possible spoilers...
Early in the movie, it was mentioned that whatever is in the gorge defeated an army of thousands. When Drasa and Levi met up with them, the petite Drasa fought off multiple monsters and occasionally rescued Levi from peril. Other than that, this movie was non-woke and a lot better than I expected. As the plot unfolds, it becomes less "supernatural" and more Sci-Fi. It's worth the watch.

Nothing woke. This one actually holds up better than the first. The acting and story are well done and most of the corny dialogue from the first
one are gone. The music is still a bit cheesy but it's 1990 what can you do.
Still it is enjoyable and worth a watch.

This unfortunatly doesn't hold up so well. The acting is over the top in some places but not really bad. The biggest problem though is it's just
so stuck in the cliché cheesy 80's. Scenes that were normal at the time are just laugh out loud now. The sappy music, the bad slow motion overdramatic sequences. Corny dialog. The story and writing are fine and it's not a bad movie by any means, it just isn't nearly as good now as when it came out. The only thing I am dinging it for woke is the speech by Chavez about the treatment of his Indian tribe by the army and the white rich guy. While it doesn't claim a broad generalization and refers a singular incident and person the entire speech just feels so forced and unnecessary.