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Classic Great Movie

This was a staple family movie watched many times. Great from beginning to end. Our family liked this version much better than the new live action version

It's Good, but has problems, as Stitch would say.

It's ok, but my family enjoyed the original better. They removed one of the best characters, switched Cobra Bubbles, and up-ended the story a bit. The scientist genius wasn't the bad guy before. They made Nani into a sort of girl boss marine biologist adept who wants to leave this world behind, and pursue a fancy career. The end was silly, after Nani saves Lilo, she goes back to save Stitch in hero fashion, leaving David to do nothing. Not to mention David was twice as dumb as the original, he was the one to save Stitch.

Yipie I ay

Cage is in great shape, Mendes is shapely, Elliott is under-used.

The movie is visually pleasant, but incredibly formulaic.

Good watch, but... Petite girl kicks butt on powerful beings

Possible spoilers...
Early in the movie, it was mentioned that whatever is in the gorge defeated an army of thousands. When Drasa and Levi met up with them, the petite Drasa fought off multiple monsters and occasionally rescued Levi from peril. Other than that, this movie was non-woke and a lot better than I expected. As the plot unfolds, it becomes less "supernatural" and more Sci-Fi. It's worth the watch.

Nothing woke. This one actually holds up better than the first. The acting and story are well done and most of the corny dialogue from the first
one are gone. The music is still a bit cheesy but it's 1990 what can you do.
Still it is enjoyable and worth a watch.

This unfortunatly doesn't hold up so well. The acting is over the top in some places but not really bad. The biggest problem though is it's just
so stuck in the cliché cheesy 80's. Scenes that were normal at the time are just laugh out loud now. The sappy music, the bad slow motion overdramatic sequences. Corny dialog. The story and writing are fine and it's not a bad movie by any means, it just isn't nearly as good now as when it came out. The only thing I am dinging it for woke is the speech by Chavez about the treatment of his Indian tribe by the army and the white rich guy. While it doesn't claim a broad generalization and refers a singular incident and person the entire speech just feels so forced and unnecessary.

Not too terrible. A fun watch. Kind of.

I understand Anya Taylor-Joy is 5'8" and looks to be about 40kg, so she really can't be slugging around huge guns and fighting monsters, but that doesn't count much in this film. So, no woke. No extraterrestrial love affairs, no crying rooms or apologies. The Gorge is somewhat a fun film.

The only issue is that it starts out with a super cool premise, but kind of falls apart in the middle and esp. the end. The story goes in a few different directions and I wasn't really too interested in the new plot turns. Is it wrong to say I think Anya Taylor-Joy is sexy? And she's cool in this film too. Worth a watch.

Awesome show, funniest shit ever

I love this show, so many laughs.

I wouldn't really say there's any woke shit on it. I do think it's probably been toned down a bit over time, but no obvious wokeness and is still funny, plus there's still a fair bit of non pc stuff. Maybe not as good since Joe left (one of the guys on it).

Grindhouse Ghost Rider

Cage's weird as a blonde. Well, weirder. And he finally stole that black Mustang.
Fichtner is an absolute blast. He seriously deserves better. Heard is hot as it gets (it's an old movie), and an absolute bitch. She plays one too.

A bit heavy-handed. Milton. seriously? Low budget too, but it's part of the charm. Well, hopefully the budget was low.
And the cinematography does not compensate for it.
Well, they do get 8 shots from a six-shooter. Fanning the hammer's its own kind of magic.

All in all, not so bad.

This has no right to be this good.

Well, it's mostly due to Malkovich, who steals the movie despite the paper-thin character he's been given. Buscemi does a smashing job with his own caricature of a character, though. Add Cusack's solid performance, and Cage is out of his depth in this.
Bonus short role by Chappelle.

It's an action movie. It's stupid but enthusiastic, and a pleasant watch.

under-used Phillip K. Dick

Cage acts predictably weird, Biel is fascinatingly gorgeous and yet mostly devoid of presence, Moore's stiff as a board (guess she needed the money).

The script is simplified yet satisfyingly creative. I just enjoyed this one.

Better than Fast & Furious

and that's sayin' somethin'.

The movie does go full Dukes of Hazzard near the end. Jumps the shark and all.

Also, what with the colour grading? Everything's some tint of orange. You know when you've been tangoed, I guess.

Apart from that, a vehicular action heist movie, with a solid ensemble cast that's almost never on screen (Cage is).

Fast-paced, predictable, rather uninspired.
If possible, I would rate it 50%, it being the most aggressively middle-of-the-road (pun intended) movie I've seen for some time.