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Awkward and badly paced
This could have worked as a 40-minutes episode in something like Kindred (although Near Dark actually predates Vampire the Masquerade by a few years).
As a full feature film, it's stretched too thin, and mid-thirties Bigelow still hasn't come into her own yet.
The movie has some clumsy charm to it; Pasdar and Wright are very pretty, and with Henriksen, Paxton and Goldstein, it feel a bit like an Aliens reunion. Except they are the aliens this time.
The Lost Boys did the romance part better, and Carpenter's Vampires had the inhuman, ruthless killer down to pat. And both added humour.
Near Dark isn't bad. It just doesn't compare favourably.
Fun fact: the movie never uses the V-word.
Fun 80s fact: sense of time was different back then. "Do you miss the days?" asked to the guy who's been 'dead' for 72 hours...
Created: 12-07-2024
Good overall
Somewhat tight (despite the runtime) thriller around the chase for Bin Laden, as seen from the spook side.
Chastain is a solid actress, and still easy to look at in her mid-thirties, which is fortunate considering the amount of screen time she gets, and what little action or growth she show during.
Visuals are very good, but the script could have done with some tightening.
Bigelow apparently caused some controversy at the time by "glorifying torture". Yeah. Right. Cause clean wars sure are a thing. And better escalate into large-scale, civilian-mowing kinetic conflicts than assassinate a few bad agents.
Funny that the muppets touting this luxury belief are usually the same crowd that ad nauseams "by any means necessary" and "if it only saves one life".
Bunch of tossers.
Pratt is in the movie, but hasn't found his stride yet. Also, a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo by Scott Adkins.
And to (somewhat) address a previous comment, Bigelow does not delve into geopolitics here, so yeah, OBL was the publicly designated target at the time.
Created: 12-07-2024
The infantile mind of the leftist
Egregious use of the "F"bomb. I am all for a good F bomb if well placed but these two 50 year old men, who could be grandfathers, prance around and use it non stop. The typical lefty adult has this thing about abusing curse words and this is example one. It is a pretty lame movie as well, just hard to take these two old men seriously here. Hugh should have hung it up after Logan, great movie, gritty and believable when considering the circumstances.
Created: 12-07-2024
Wokeflix
"Our Little Secret" is one of those cutesy Christmas rom-coms. Woke elements detract from the already mediocre experience. Netflix, you know.
The premise is that the lead couple breaks up, and then later the two they are dating turn out to be brother and sister. This would a problem at family gatherings, like Christmas. The leads make it a comedic problem by trying to keep their past a secret.
This potentially wholesome premise is denigrated by an insane amount of cheating, always with interracial lovers. This is intended to be funny. It's so funny I forgot to laugh.
Marriage gets dissed, four times. (They either cheat or avoid marriage.)
Two ridiculously weak, pathetic men are a constant reminder that the writer is a woke feminazi with an agenda from hell. This was her first film. May it be her last.
Lindsay Lohan's revitalized good looks do not offset the woke agenda. I watched it so that you don't have to. You're welcome.
Created: 12-06-2024
Started off really good for a few episodes
So this comes across initially as very masculine, and in alot of ways it is which is good. Afterall that would match working in the oil industry.
I noticed that woke fucktards were sooking that it was somehow 'sexist' but all I could see is that the women in it are incredibly manipulative and disrespectful and in the first few episodes the men would not put up with it. Funnily enough it does show some reality of an especially cuntish, disrespectful lawyer suddenly wanted a man to save her when shit gets real.
But then episode 4 I think, her bullshit crying about 'men being sexist' and being an aggressive cunt gets massively worse, so much so I turned it off.
I get sick of this shit, a show starts good but they always bring it in. I don't plan to continue watching.
Created: 12-06-2024
"We're gonna die."
"Screamers" is a bit like "Tremors" but darker. Although dating from 1995, it is not very dated. There is nothing woke.
Both "Screamers" and "Tremors" have semi-subterranean threats in a desert landscape. However, "Screamers" loses the comedic element of "Tremors" while adding a dose of Philip K. Dick's marvelous paranoid schizophrenia.
"Screamers" has aged well. The theme of an AI evolving its own autonomous weapon designs fits well with the current generative AI boom and the heightened concerns about AI safety. On this rewatch, it gave me food for thought that I had missed decades ago (gack) when it was released.
The visual effects are decent. There is some stop-motion, but it looks better than a lot of recent CGI.
If you like sci-fi of the Philip K. Dick variety, then you will probably like this. Just keep in mind that I rate sci-fi about 1 point higher than the average Joe. So, 4/5 from me but 3/5 from Joe.
Created: 12-04-2024
"Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm."
I spent the first part of "Tremors" confused, because I was expecting "Screamers". Nothing looked familiar, because I had never seen it before, LOL.
It is a decent comedy-horror movie, but that is not really my thing. Additionally, Kevin Bacon's acting in the first part was poor. I recommend "Screamers" instead.
Created: 12-04-2024
Two-hour corporate DEI training session
The Beekeeper is less a film and more of a DEI training session, masquerading as an action flick. Let's break it down:
Plot? What Plot? Jason Statham punches his way through a woke fever dream where every casting choice screams "we're not like other movies!" Got your checklist? We've got a black, fat, racist, Harvard-jersey-wearing FBI agent, and her partner, a Middle Eastern counterpart rounding out the diversity flavor-of-the-week.
Villains? Straight Outta Stereotype Land! Surprise, surprise: evil whitey strikes again. Rich, male, hetero, and cartoonishly out-of-touch. If you guessed the bad guy would be plotting world domination, congrats -- you’ve unlocked Hollywood's least subtle trope.
Action? Meh. Statham tries to salvage the film by doing what he does best: punching, kicking, and grunting his way through terrible dialogue. But not even his roundhouse kicks can save scenes like the martial-arts girl-boss who lasts all of three punches. Realism achieved!
Tone? Pick One! Is it a gritty revenge tale? A buddy-cop comedy? A political satire? Even the filmmakers don’t know. The movie swerves so hard between "serious" and "quirky" that it gives viewers whiplash.
Even reviews are divided Like a Thanksgiving Dinner Debate. Some hate it for being woke, some love it for the Statham-factor, and others… just walked out. No middle ground here, either.
Oh, and let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: the horrible, unbearable, cringy acting of the FBI agent -- played by a body-positive, Afro-wearing caricature who seems more suited to a reality TV baking showdown than a tactical raid. Her delivery is so stiff and overacted you’d think she was performing in a middle school play about FBI diversity hiring. Every line she utters feels like it was lifted straight from a DEI brochure, read with all the charisma of a DMV worker on her third shift. If the goal was to make her unlikable and utterly unconvincing, mission accomplished! It doesn’t help that the script clearly gave up on her, too, shoving her into clunky “empowerment” moments that feel about as natural as a dog walking on its hind legs. Add in the tactical scenes, where she’s decked out in gear that looks more party rental than FBI issue, and you’ve got yourself a character so laughably miscast it almost feels like a parody. Almost.
The real punchline here? She’s meant to be the moral compass, the anchor of competence in this circus. Instead, she’s the personification of Hollywood’s obsession with virtue-signaling — and an unforgettable reminder that cringe, when combined with bad acting, becomes an assault on the audience's senses.
Verdict: The real villain isn’t rich white patriarchy—it’s Hollywood’s relentless pandering. If you’re here for the action, bring earplugs for the dialogue and a blindfold for the cringe-worthy stereotypes. Otherwise, skip the popcorn and re-watch The Transporter.
Created: 12-02-2024
Mario Duplantier has cute feet
Me: Fuckkk..... 👅 Joe Duplantier you cant rotate your ass like that.... Im gonna.... 😩
Joe Duplantier: Heh.. Watch me....
Created: 12-02-2024
DIIDWTASATWWDOHP
Dude imagine if Deacon was taking a shower and the water would drip off his penis…. I
Created: 12-02-2024
My mom weighs 400 pounds because I feed her 50 big macs a day
I’m playing with my dick rn
Created: 12-02-2024
